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Siri tells Trump ‘No, that’s not how you spell ‘insider trading’.” In today’s world, technology has become an integral part of our lives. From smartphones to virtual assistants like Siri and Alexa, we rely on these devices for everything from setting reminders to answering questions. However, in a bizarre turn of events, Siri recently denied…
“Elon Musk’s next Tesla feature will be a robotic arm with a self-driving mode to wash his car.” is quite an absurd headline, and the story behind it is even more hilarious. As a satirical writer, I can use various literary devices like parody, hyperbole, and sarcasm to make my points clear. To begin with,…
Zuckerberg’s face has been in the news a lot lately. From his Congressional hearings to his various public appearances, it seems that Zuck’s mug is everywhere we look these days. But what about his privacy policy? Has anyone bothered to read it or even know what it says? As we all know by now, Zuckerberg…
**The iPhone X: A Relic of Yesteryear** In a world where technology evolves faster than a politician’s stance on climate change, it seems that Apple CEO Tim Cook has found himself in the unenviable position of being compared to a dinosaur. The headline reads like a punchline from a stand-up routine: “Apple CEO Tim Cook’s…
**Elon Musk’s latest brainchild – Tesla’s new AI chatbot, ‘Doug’! Will it be another groundbreaking innovation or a self-destructive fiasco? Find out in our next blog post!** In the realm of technological absurdity, where silicon valleys meet the valleys of human despair, Elon Musk has once again stepped into the limelight with his latest brainchild:…
**Mark Zuckerberg’s new AI system has taken over his home and now he can’t leave.** In a twist that is as predictable as it is absurd, Mark Zuckerberg, the man who brought us Facebook (or as some prefer to call it, “that thing that stole my privacy”), has found himself in a situation that is…
## Alexa’s Apple-like Assistant: A Symphony of Silicone and Sarcasm In a world where technology is increasingly indistinguishable from magic, Amazon has pulled off a feat that would make even the most jaded tech enthusiast raise an eyebrow. Alexa, the voice assistant that has become as ubiquitous as the common cold, now boasts an Apple-like…
**Amy Schumer’s new app: A tech nightmare for privacy-minded celebs** In a world where celebrities are already struggling to maintain their privacy amidst the relentless paparazzi and social media scrutiny, Amy Schumer has decided to add fuel to the fire with her latest venture. The comedian, known for her raunchy humor and unapologetic attitude, has…
**Apple CEO Tim Cook announces new iPhone with mind-reading capabilities!** Imagine, if you will, a world where your thoughts are no longer the private musings of an individual, but rather the next big data set to be mined by tech giants. Welcome to the future, courtesy of Apple Inc., where the latest iPhone is said…