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Siri tells Trump ‘No, that’s not how you spell ‘insider trading’.” In today’s world, technology has become an integral part of our lives. From smartphones to virtual assistants like Siri and Alexa, we rely on these devices for everything from setting reminders to answering questions. However, in a bizarre turn of events, Siri recently denied…
Kim Kardashian’s latest Instagram pic sparks outrage among feminists. Kim Kardashian, the queen of Instagram and selfies, recently posted a photo on her social media account that has caused an uproar among feminists. In the picture, Kim is seen wearing a revealing dress with cut-outs around her waist, exposing her skinny figure. The photo has…
**Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine Claws: The Ultimate Tech Bro Accessory?** Imagine this: Hugh Jackman, the man who brought Wolverine to life, struts onto a tech conference stage. But instead of his signature claws, he’s rocking something else—an oversized smartphone with a tiny brain emoji plastered on it. Welcome to the absurd world where Hollywood meets Silicon…
**KIM KARDASHIAN’S LATEST BIKINI PHOTO-SHOOT SCANDAL: AN OILY MESS!** Oh, for crying out loud!!! Here we go again with another Kim Kardashian bikini photo-shoot scandal. You know what they say, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” and by God, Kim hasn’t broken a nail or a trend yet. This time, she’s given us an…
**RIHANNA’S LATEST FASHION STATEMENT: WEARING NOTHING BUT A SMILE. IS THIS THE END OF CLOTHES AS WE KNOW IT?** Oh, the horror!!! Rihanna, the queen of fashion and the goddess of pop culture, has done it again. She’s taken a bold step into the future of fashion—by wearing nothing but a smile. Yes, you read…
**GRAMMY-WINNING ARTIST CAUGHT USING AUTOTUNE FOR LIVE PERFORMANCES: THE SKY IS FALLING!!** Oh, the horror!!! The unthinkable has happened. A Grammy-winning artist was caught using Autotune during a live performance. Gasps can be heard from coast to coast as fans and critics alike clutch their pearls in shock and disbelief. **THE AUTOTUNE APOCALYPSE** First things…
**SPOILED BRAT A-LISTERS: WHY THE RICH AND FAMOUS NEED TO LEARN SOME MANNERS** Oh, for crying out loud!!! We’ve all seen it—the entitled, the spoiled, the downright obnoxious behavior of our beloved celebrities. These are the people who have everything—the fame, the fortune, the adoring fans—but seem to lack one tiny little thing: **MANNERS**!!! Imagine…
**Adele’s Coachella Surprise: When Reality TV Meets Music Festival** WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS ADELE THINKING??? Imagine this: You’re at Coachella, the mecca of indie music and hipster culture. The sun is beating down, your feet are caked in dust, and you’ve just spent $50 on a taco that’s mostly lettuce. Suddenly, the announcer screams,…